Answer these truthfully, and your grand total will say what you are

[x] - You like cheese. (Mozzarela only, though.)
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[ ] - You agree that this quiz is random. (Everything has a meaning!)
[ ] - You have farted today. (...I'm pretty sure I haven't, too.)
[x] - You have choked on something. (Water...)
[x] - You are a writer. (Against my will!)
[ ] - You smoke
[x] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 5

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelery. (I'd actually like to have a Jewel Store... Don't wear them, tho)
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates. (Sure...)
[x] - You like anime. (Not that much.)
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (More like someone. Meaning men.)
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[x] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion. (I ADORE MYSELF.)
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 15

[x] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks. (YAY STOMATCH ULCER)
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[ ] - You cuss a lot.
[ ] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 21

[x] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. (WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE)
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's...
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 26

[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[x] - You have a high school diploma.
[ ] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[x] - You sleep in the nude.

TOTAL SO FAR = 30

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon. (YO DAWG I... Nothing.)
[X] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[ ] - You fidget a lot.
[ ] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother.


TOTAL SO FAR = 37

[x] - You can cook well.
[ ] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[ ] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 42

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 46

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[X!] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[x] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 54


0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity